Dozens of Cousins

I have been told that everything is relative. I am beginning to believe it might be true. Related, connected, interwoven, whatever. The semantics aren’t as important as the idea; that all things lead to, come from, or belong with all other things. As basic as this: automobiles are related to dinosaurs are related to the oceans [...]

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How Big is Yours?

Now that I have your attention, are you secure enough to answer? Do you measure up? By comparison, are you happy with the size of your humor muscle? For some recovery people, the answer is easy; “Absolutely!” For others, the confusion surrounding this question can be frustrating. “What humor muscle?! Where is it? How do I [...]

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Perfectly Broken

I have a chemically challenged anatomy, a drug resistant soul and a penchant for guessing incorrectly when it comes to the betterment of others… and I talk to myself as well. Because I am terminally self-centered, there are certain symptoms I display: I am spiritually retarded, emotionally invisible, financially irresponsible, socially phobic and almost pathological when [...]

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Back to Basics

I spent the last three days with my daughter Courtney–one of my favorite topics for material. If you are unfamiliar with my show, Courtney lives with her Mom and Stepfather in Southern California. She is 8 years old. Wheeee!! I am 37. I’m starting to use the “LOUD” button on a pay phone . . . EVERY [...]

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